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Kenneth Winslow

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"The Orange Menace"
« on: October 29, 2020, 07:39:33 PM »
I'm sure that most of us have spotted the Orange Menace in our neighborhoods again recently.
Yes, I'm talking about Jack-o'-lanterns.
We as good citizens and loving neighbors need to be fully prepared when this abomination crosses onto our property.
No, I'm talking about putting on the full armor of God.
It is time to pick up the carnal weapons of war to defend our families and rid our property of any and all hoards of these incoming monsters.

I would prepare an appropriate combat training video, but it seems that has already been done.

I believe this presentation should suffice:
https://youtu.be/y_kDdaQpqlQ

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Re: "The Orange Menace"
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2020, 09:37:00 PM »
Quote from: Kenneth Winslow on October 29, 2020, 07:39:33 PM
I'm sure that most of us have spotted the Orange Menace in our neighborhoods again recently.
Yes, I'm talking about Jack-o'-lanterns.
We as good citizens and loving neighbors need to be fully prepared when this abomination crosses onto our property.
No, I'm talking about putting on the full armor of God.
It is time to pick up the carnal weapons of war to defend our families and rid our property of any and all hoards of these incoming monsters.

I would prepare an appropriate combat training video, but it seems that has already been done.

I believe this presentation should suffice:
https://youtu.be/y_kDdaQpqlQ

Wow, it seems such a waste of good food. 

Maybe the use of pumpkins for such ridiculous things as halloween could be used as a symbol of shame when there are people who are homeless and others struggling to feed themselves and their families.
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Re: "The Orange Menace"
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2020, 02:23:44 AM »

Love your sense of humor....the soda was great touch! lol
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Re: "The Orange Menace"
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2020, 08:10:04 PM »
Quote from: anvilhauler on October 29, 2020, 09:37:00 PM
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Wow, it seems such a waste of good food.

Well, those were carved pumpkins... Who's to say that numerous pumpkin pies were not made from the guts that were scooped out?  ;)
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