"These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue... A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Proverbs 6:16-19
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I do not read letters that contain generic aliases, locations, or addresses. - Many people have written me with usernames instead of names, or vague locations like "earth," and they don't understand that I don't waste my time reading them at all; I immediately throw them in the trash. Fake emails are automatically sent to my spam folder, so I don't even see those, and that's also why it's important that you double check that you have spelled your email address correctly.

I will not call you on the phone. - People leave me their phone numbers all the time, but this is a general rule I have. If you want to talk with me, Skype is an option, but you need to read our FAQ about Skype to get the details.

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